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I have a some tips for the candidates based on Dan's rules.
Those being MY rules.
1. Obama: Change your suit color and think about what the camera sees. A greenish suit under fluorescent lights makes your face color the SAME. No one likes a green skinned man. All those Floridians are confused, they think they are voting against a black man, not a green man. Maybe add "Blue Men" as consultants.
2. McCain. You are speaking to people. STOP reading from a teleprompter. START looking like Obama when he is speaking. I am not sure how much Obama looks at a teleprompter, but it does not *EVER* look like he is reading. Every time I see McCain it looks like he is reading--ON THE NATIONAL NEWS??!! in fact he is so close to the teleprompter he is looking DOWN at it, and the camera recording him sees both the teleprompter and him. Reading indicates he does not have any thought of his own. Get some real political consultants. I could fix his campaign with some quick ideas that would push him over. (Start acting like McCain 2000--and toss your Cheney based neocons out the window. Unleash Palin. Let her say whatever comes to mind--get her off the fixed concert tour. I am telling you THAT would work for the BLR's.... I am not laughing--YOU know it is true. She is an amazingly talented politician and image maker. Not that I want her as a VP, but *lettuce pray* and god lover, I hope she runs for President in 2012)
3. Biden. Get rid of the French cuffs on your shirts. I never ever trusted anyone who wore those fancy pancy French cuffs. Bill Clinton rarely wore them in his first term. In his second term they showed up about 50%. My confidence level in Clinton went down every time I saw those cuffs. Interestingly, Bush rarely wears French cuffs.
4. Palin. Stop telling us that "it is a snow machine, not a snow mobile", that you voted for it before you voted against it, that you are an energy expert...... Get off your concert tour and tell us what you really think.
