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(Everything below is a fantasy. But ah, so close to reality- MS).
1.Inauguration Song.
A group of the elementary school students will sing the song ' Obama, we are ready for the change'. The music andf the topic are apparently taken from the famous Russian children's song ' Lenin is always with you.'
2.Water problem.
Apparently Homeland Security forbade bringing water to the confirmation hearings of Hillary Clinton because if water is splashed on her she melts.
3. Smart Power.
Madame Clinton referred to the Smart Power in her confirmation speech, quoting also a Roman poet. When asked by one of the senators if she knew about Mark Twain's statement that the stupidest people of the US originated in Arkansas, Mrs. Clinton said she could not recall who Mark Twain was.
4. Gone with the wind.
The 350 billion dollars had just gone with the wind according to the Congress overseers. The similar statement by the commandant of the Peter- Paul fortress to the Tzar Nicholas I in 1826, 'Apparently the messages from the prisoners to the outside were blown by the wind,' resulted in the resolution by the Emperor, 'Total imbecile, but a useful servant.' The US senate is full of such people apparently.
5. Acceptability.
Hillary Clinton said that it was 'unacceptable' to negotiate with Hamas and Iran. When asked about hundreds if not thousands of children killed in Gaza she said that was 'acceptable'.
6. Dallas Revenue.
The City Council of Dallas had decided to erect a huge cage around the George's Bush's house. For a nominal fee any visitor would be able to see the dweller. There will be a sign. It will say, 'W'.
7. The Tzipi problem.
So far the whole world have a Tzipi problem- that is named after Tzipi Livni: no one wants to acknowledge a simple truth, that yes, Jews did kill Arab children in Gaza. Yep, they did. There is no difference between the Jews and Congolese. No difference between the Jews and the US people who killed... lots of children in their foreign endeavors.
8. The new name.
During the inauguration ceremony on Jan. 20 it will be announced that from now on the street johns will be called Baracks. That will be the first sign of the upcoming change.
9. Surprise, surprise.
Barack Obama had attended a special ' conservative lunch' with George Will, Bill Kristol and others. After the canapees the guests went to the movie room where they enjoyed the waterboarding during the main meal.
10. Going forward.
When asked if he would consider prosecution of Bush and Co. for the crimes they had committed Barack Obama said that he would rather go forward instead and ..left through the back door.
