OpEdNews - Diary: Who is Watching you Tonight?

Someone is watching you, especially if you are a Progressive, Liberal, or a writer, a homosexual, a Catholic, a member of the ACLU, or a showbiz person; actor, producer, director, script writer.

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Who is Watching you Tonight, Fella? I know I am not, because I watched you last night. Tonight I am watching and listening to Greta Goldscheim. Greta does not watch well, she looks a lot like some of the stringier lichen, but a darker green. However, her sister, that is another story, very sexy if you are attracted to Gekko's. You know the little reptiles that do commercials and who, if you look into one ear you can see out the other at the person sitting next to her? Very cool! Seriously, however, I am a worker who spies on people, and sometimes on Gekkos. Hell, most people are boring, like you. Gekkos are not. I listen to conversations of people who write for Liberal Rags, like OpEdNews.com. I try to seamlessly patch together disparate segments of conversation and make them look incriminating-that is my job and I am good at it. It is the only thing I am good at, unless you count cheating at Tiddledy Winks. My girlfriends look like frogs or Gila Monsters and yes, it is true, I am a sick sonofabitch, but my goal is to get you and I will. You see none of the major candidates in the coming election has come out to shoot down the Patriot Act or the Military Commissions Act of 2006. None of them have impressed people like the author of this silly article-but maybe it is not so silly. You see, I am going to get you-yes, I mean you. Maybe to imprison you, maybe for rendition, maybe to drop you sans parachute over the Antarctic Sea, maybe to frame you, maybe to kill you. Unless a Messiah comes to save you, or a knight on a white horse, I am your future under a fascist, totalitarian, regime, get used to it. Bye, for now...