by RW Spisak
I am curious, which was your favorite Sarah? Is it the "Mystic Maiden" Sarah who believes that she must be prayed over so demons can be evicted ? Is that the woman you hoped to see a heart beat away from the presidency.
Or maybe you liked the one, who couldn't tell you "Illiterate Isabelle" Sarah whose daily reading list was blank, which more than prepared her for the larger stage of Washington. Small town virtue is a myth ask anyone who lives in a small town.
The support for Alaska's independence of "SUCCESSIONIST SARAH", would seem to fly in the face of Lincolns' dream of a United States, but maybe her education didn't cover Sewards' Folly. PS Sarah, he was in Lincoln's cabinet. He was known for his bargain hunting. Maybe he was looking for Sarah's shopping list?
Maybe you liked her wardrobe? The one that "Caribou Barbie" either ordered, or didn't order, or wore, or never wore, or used to dress her children including her part-Inuit first dude.
"Anti-Sex-Ed Annie", Sarah might be your favorite, The Sarah whose opposition, to sex education, worked out in a pretty standard way for her family. However, I'm inclined to award extra bonus points for her policy of charging women for rape kits that really broke the "special ceiling" for me.
The satire on Saturday Night Live came from her own quotes. Comedy writers are unnecessary when faced by political character-actors of her stature. Ms Fey didn't need to write a sentence, she just read the pungent parrot prose of Ms. Jejeune from Juneau.
She cut a fine figure Regina-Ridiculous Right. - You Betcha! & Right Back Atcha! [MY KEYBOARD HAS CAPS TOO!]
And if the right wants to run "Theodora Theocrat" who has lived a life free of any taint of scholarship, then may the goddess bless them. Intellectual achievement should not be a disqualification for high office in this complex world.
Oh and a "shout out" to all the third graders in Martin County Schools.
