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"The biggest difference between George Bush and George Washington is that by the time Washington became President he was no longer revolting". JW,Sr
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Did he hang out with Nostradamus? William Shakespeare left a manuscript to be published in 2009, titled Georgius Caesar , which reportedly contains the line "Cry 9/11!, and let slip the dogs of war".
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Some Bush apologists claim that future historians will judge Dubya to have been one of our greatest presidents. More likely, they will determine that he had delusions of mediocrity. More likely still, future archaeologists will discover his grave contains nothing but a 180 lb coprolite and a flag lapel pin.
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John McCain has reached a compromise with beer heiress wife Cindy over his campaign theme song. He wanted Everythings Oil Right Now, from Jesus Christ Supertanker. She wanted One Hundred Bottles of Pills on the Wall. They settled on Oil Barrel Polka. I've got happy feet just thinkin' about it.
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Everybody is wondering if Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be picked to serve the McCain Crime Family as capo de tutti frutti from the VP's office. I think he'd be a fabulous pick.
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Disclaimer: I meant all of this in the nicest possible way.
