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In going from the surreal to the sublime the White House even issued a statement through yet another staff flack Tony Fratto who actually had the balls to come out and actually say that "the president is very disappointed to hear this. As this case is now in the criminal justice system, we will refrain from any specific comments about it". It was utterly bizarre to hear those 'official' comments being about Mr. Bonds if only because they are amazingly reminiscent to the ones made in defense of a certain treasonous weasel named I. Lewis Libby from America's portal to decadence and historical infamy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Scooter was actually convicted of perjury for something far more serious than taking the juice and was rewarded with a fundraising drive by corrupt neocons, a spirited and total bullshit defense in the Republican controlled corporatist media and an in your face commutation of the slimy little prick's prison sentence instead of the drawing and quartering that he deserved by the smarmy little despot who has along with Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson become the face of America to the rest of the civilized world or at least the parts of it that are still capable of revulsion and have a sardonic sense of humor at arrogance about to get a much deserved comeuppance.This filthy rotting system is relentless in it's purpose and when taken as a whole, with the past twenty-five years (at the least and I would go back even further) looked at as a continuum rather than a random series of events it should be brutally obvious to all but the dopes with their heads implanted in the world of Tomkat, Paris and Brittney or in the crock of shit, sham democracy that is the system of electoral politics that to invoke the words of the late great Hunter S. Thompson the grand experiment has devolved to where:
"It involved the systematic destruction of everything this country claims to stand for except the rights of the rich to put saddles on the backs of the poor and use public funds to build jails for anybody who complained about it."
Sweet Fucking Jesus, Idiocracy isn't 500 years from now after all, it's already here!
The ridiculous series of dog and pony shows marketed by the oligarchy as 'debates' continues as desperate attempts are made to shore up a lie of a system that more of those who have been played for chumps are beginning to see through every day - note the rising popularity of anti-war candidate Ron Paul who best represents the disenfranchised but that is a topic for another time. Thursday's Democratic con job (appropriately held in Las Vegas) was driven by the storyline that poor Hillary Clinton who has been unfairly targeted by all of those nasty males who would dare to suggest that she is an overly ambitious two-faced, double-dealing bitch who would sell her soul to reoccupy the White House would go on offense against her detractors. God forbid that anyone would potentially float a turd in the punchbowl at the Clinton dynasty restoration ball by calling out the Queen in waiting as a whore to special interests, a warmonger with a mean streak or to opine that she is just George W. Bush in drag - the power brokers have already signed off on it and like it or not Hillary is going to be rammed down the Democratic party's throats no matter how much those dangerous anarchists and anti-American leftists in the blogosphere weep and gnash their teeth about it. Bobby Knight once said that "I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it", I don't think that even Big Pharma can produce enough Rohypnol to get any reform-minded, thinking American to willingly bend over and take it come next November by supporting the next wholly owned subsidiary of Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex.
She is tailor made for idiot nation as well, that ridiculous campaign commercial that was a takeoff on the final episode of The Sopranos was a fucking fungo bat repeatedly slammed off of the skulls of that drooling demographic segment of the population who only stray from within reaching distance of their remotes to take the occasional dump. Perhaps one day in the not too distant future the greatest technological innovation will be a triple seated potty sofa that will allow the entire family to be spared of this necessary inconvenience. The television has become an invisible yet ever present umbilical cord and another long-running sequel of The Clintons would absolutely thrill those who delight in all of those dipshit family dope operas like The Osbornes, Married With Children, Hogan Knows Best or any other brain numbing bullshit that pimps freak families to the dysfunctional masses of asses.
We've come a long way since Leave It To Beaver and The Clintons would be the ultimate and next natural stepping stone towards a future so diabolically wretched and devoid of decency that even contemplating such a thing drives me totally fucking batshit - a hybrid of Idiocracy and a brutal Medieval Feudal society where the future generations of Clintons and Bushes will live in an environmentally sound cloud city that floats above a desecrated planet of shit populated with sewer dwelling slugs, angry thug gangs who roam the streets looking for victims to bludgeon and bugger, the descendents of the disciples of Tim LaHaye who are still waiting for the rapture and have by then become so demented and inbred that they actually believe that the cloud dwelling elites ARE God. And best of all a new and improved version Blackwater will be running security - what a nightmarish vision, the Morlocks and the Eloi for real.
But I digress…
The latest in the series of ridiculous lemming food spectacles was not only sponsored by the fucking coal industry but mediated by CNN's very own house former AIPAC lobbyist Wolf Blitzer who obediently wafted out softballs and got the house pets back under their master's control in cutting off Dennis Kucinich at the knees when he actually addressed what is and should be widely recognized as the number one issue in America which is the immediate impeachment of the two headed monster that is Bush-Cheney. Kucinich, fresh off of the imbecilic beltway toady Tim Russert's trap question on UFO's designed to make him appear as a loon hit for the cycle in pegging the criminal administration as "out of control, and Congress isn't doing anything. It's called impeachment and you don't wait. You do it now. You don't wait."
But there are far more important things to be concerned with rather than such trivialities as the future of American democracy and world peace. We need to concentrate on the real issues like Barry Bonds, Britney Spears, Christmas shopping and O.J. and in the best interests of fair and balanced political discourse, party hacks Markos Moulitsas Zuniga and Karl Rove jacking each other off in Newsweek just in time for the next grand corporate auction of stolen goods.
