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Pay attention, people. Over here! Look at the bunny!
“Since the US President George W. Bush declared major combat over in 2003, the US military has suffered over 33000 casualties, more than 29000 wounded and more than 4000 dead.
Although officials in Washington don't compile data on Iraqis killed since the US-led invasion in 2003, recent reports indicate that more than one million Iraqis have died as a result of the conflict.” (PressTV, 2008-07-11)
One million Iraqis to 33,000 Americans? Folks, that’s three fully-fledged GI’s and one GI with his arms and legs blown off taking out over 100 Iraqis! What do you want, people?
No more of that wimpy Nixonian 1 GI to 10 Viet Cong for America, anymore! We’re offing little brown people at a phenomenal rate! Why, at this rate, we’ll been done wiping out the surplus 4 billion human hominids in about 28,000 years! Good work, men!
But there’s still MORE work to be done, much more. In only 72 years at a 1% global growth rate, we’ll be saddled with an additional 12 billion more little brown people than we need to make the world safe for “democracy.”
We don’t need to work harder, but we DO need to work smarter.
And that’s why I’m going to propose that we stop whining and start digging. We need a place to bury the dead so that we can grow some more corn on top of their fetid corpses. I was going to suggest Nebraska, but 4 billion dead bodies is a lot of fertilizer. I’m not sure if we have enough wood chippers to “get ‘er done,” in time for the Christmas rush.
We need genetically modified corn that can grow directly out of a decaying human corpse. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
And you thought telling a corny joke meant that your sense of humor was suspect….
