'I am not going to attend the Democratic Convention for obvious reasons,' Lieberman said."
The Democratic agenda beginning January 20, 2009:
1. Throw Joe Lieberman under the bus.
2. Begin withdrawing troops from Iraq.
3. Check to make sure the tires of the bus actually ran over Joe Lieberman.
4. Pass universal health care plan.
5. Check Joe Lieberman's pulse.
6. Implement renewable energy plan.
7. Call 9-1-1, give wrong address for location of Joe Lieberman.
8. Ratify Kyoto treaty.
9. Pass Joe Lieberman exception to universal health care plan.