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A rooster, a roadster, a prankster and a bankster
All sat down for a meeting with a gangster
The rooster said "a harem"
The roadster yelled "more oil'
The prankster said "hell no'
And the bankster "fuck 'em royal"
The gangster hired the prankster
And soon they set the rules
Pay me now or pay me later
Either way you lose!
Massachusetts militiamen with fixed bayonets surround a group of strikers by Public Domain - 1912 Photo
This was oh so jolly
This was oh so slick
The rooster ruled the coop
With his badge and black night stick
The eggs were all pure gold
The hens were all so stupid
They did what they were told
And voted for the cupid
They took the bankster's plastic
Crossed streets to big box stores
Everyday they'd lay their eggs
But soon were sleeping on dirt floors
The pranksters took their cut
Saying all would soon be good
When the hen's were lead to slaughter
They took solace in that they'd done all that they could
The prankster smiled
The rooster crowed
The roadster laid some rubber
The bankster took a pleasant stroll
Then ate a hearty supper
The gangster did what gangsters do
Laughing at the blood and fun
Life's a game, you're all such fools
Now my work is done
