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- Housatonic Recession
When Housatonic Phil was awakened he looked around and said, ‘Recession forever’. Then he went back to sleep.
2.100 Years
John McCain wants out troops to stay in Iraq for 100 years. Iraqis are accommodating by dedicating new cemeteries.
3.Triumph of…
The famous German Film director Leni Rifshental had been recently resurrected from the dead. She says,
- I had to come back to make a new movie about Elections-2008 in the US. My first movie about Hitler was called ‘ Triumph of the Will’. This one I will call ‘Triumph of the Deal.’
- Torture- teller
Our illustrious Judge Scalia had joined Bill Kristol in approving torture. We haven’t seen them both lately. Rumor has it that Bill Kristol is being tortured by Judge Scalia himself in his private torture chamber under the Supreme Court. He got it as a gift from Jeffrey Dahmer.
- Losing weight heroically
A famous attorney John Yoo had invented a new healthy torture procedure and demonstrated in on himself.
- I forced myself to swallow five Big Macs and then puked them out. This way I lost weight while experiencing the worst feeling possible.
- Global warning
US is going to shoot down the rogue spy satellite.
-This will be a warning to all spies who lose their way,’- said the Pentagon representative.
- Unholy alliance
The tabloids had just announced a marriage between Ann Colteur and Osama Bin Ladin. Ann had decided to go for it after Osama promised to her to kill all the liberals. The couple will spend their honeymoon in the undisclosed location as personal guests of Dick Cheney.
