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1. The new US President- Elect is Barack Hussein Obama. Immediately several modifications sprung up:- Right- wing media: O'Bum.
-Left- wing media: O'Bummer
-Feminist media: Barack O
-Jewish media:Boruch Obamovic.
2. President Bush will have a private dinner in the White House with the President- Elect Barack Obama. The ceremony will include instructing the WH stuff on how to deal with the black people who are not a service personnel.
3. New WH chief of staff is congressman Rham Emanuel seems to be of Hindu- Jewish descent. The radical leftists on the OEN shot several articles on the 'dravidian- zionist' conspiracy.
4. Among many suggestions on what to improve in the US one caused a total uproar: there is a rumor that Obama wants to transfer the US to the SI system of units- the one all the other world has been using for a while.
5. The people of Western Pennsylvania who actually voted for Obama are now joining the Amish because their families had expelled them for sissiness.
6. Proposition 8 in California to ban gay marriage has been passed. The Gay- lesbian community is now thinking of just.. renaming the ceremony into 'joy marriage'. That was not banned, right?
7. The Palin family had announced that Bristol's boyfriend decided not to marry her after he found out that McCain lost. He decided to have a career in the GOP.
8.The Mummy attacks. The people of Wyoming had decided to mummify Dick Cheney in case he passes away ( God forbid) and put the mummy into the hunting museum among the heads of the species he killed.
9. Cabela is starting to sell the 'green sandwiches'. Those are made from the animals which died from natural causes.
10. OEN is marching on. Now all opinions are to be accompanied by:
MY NAME IS MARK SASHINE AND I APPROVE THIS ENTRY!
