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1. Love and Hate
Barack Obama decided not to attend the Easter Ceremony in the Church of Hate. At the same time Cheney and Co. attended the ceremony in the Church of Love where Pat Robertson preyed for all the 'other people' to die while true Christians to rejoice. Cheney and Co. howled in chorus.
2. Resurrection.
Someone spotted Jesus among the people arrested for protesting the war in the Church.
- I don't care who he was,- says the Reverend,'He should not do it the Church.'
3. Lessons learned.
The Gush Shalom (peacenicks) organization in Israel endorsed Barack Obama while Gush Emunim (warnicks) endorsed Hillary Clinton.
- We tried to bring her flowers- said the Gush Shalom rep, 'But she preferred an Uzi.'
4. The transformation.
Joe Lieberman had been served a special invitation to become a sole exhibit in the Smitsonian. It will be called ' A Transformation' and will tell a story of a human being becoming a warlock through political activities. All inclusive. Rated PG-13.
5. The 4000- day.
Today is the day of grief- 4000 US soldiers had been killed in Iraq. But it is also a day of joy: we had killed about 1 million of Iraqis so far, uncounted number of Afghanis and ... Cheney had killed more then 500 birds. We are far better off.
6. Olympics.
Today it was announced on CNN that Olympic flame was by 'Grecians' . The torch will travel from Grecia to Toscania and then to Osterrecichia after which it will run through Chechnia and then to Germanlandia, down to Moscowitia and reach Chinukardia while those pesky Iroquies Indians kill our soldiers in Iroqsotamia.
7. American Love
John McCain openly embraced and kissed Joe Lieberman in Israel. When confronted by some conservatives as a Jew- lover, he said,
- Joe is not a Jew.
8. And miles to go.
Forrest Gump is running again! He was spotted in Kamchatka running like crazy. When asked why he runs this time he said,
- I am running away. As soon as I got cured and saw everything clearly I started running. Shit happens, but this is too much.
