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In the beginning Liberalism created a new America and the concept that mankind could rule itself.2 And America was without direction and stability and fear was upon the face of the populace, and the spirit of Liberalism stirred in the collective conscience of the founders.
3 And Liberalism said, "Let there be independence;" and there was independence.
4 And Liberalism saw the independence, that it was good and Liberalism divided the independence from the responsibility.
5 And Liberalism called the independence freedom and the responsibility obligation And the independence and the responsibility were the initial efforts. And the idea and the implementation were the first national principle.
6 And Liberalism said, "Let there be a Constitution in the midst of this nation, and let it separate the people from the aristocracy."
7 And Liberalism made the Constitution, and divided the powers which were in the Constitution from the powers that were outside the Constitution, and it was so.
8 And Liberalism called the Constitution an embodiment of liberty. And the idea and the implementation were the second national principle.
9 And Liberalism said, "Let the powers in the Constitution be gathered unto three places and let the division of powers appear", and so it was.
10 And Liberalism called the division of powers checks and balances and the gathering unto three places a separation of authority; and Liberalism saw that it was good.
11 And Liberalism said, "Let the Constitution bring forth freedoms, the self-government seed and self-rule yielding benign government after its kind whose seed is within itself, upon the Constitution"; and so it was.
12 And the Constitution brought forth freedom, and liberty yielding joy after its kind and the American fairness whose seed was in itself, after its kind: And Liberalism saw that it was good.
13 And the idea and the implementation were the third national principle.
14 And Liberalism said, "Let there be a strength in pursuit of the Constitution to divide the three branches from each other; and let them be strong, and for seasons, and for days and years;
15 And let there be principles in the Constitution to give hope to the nation"; and it was so.
16 And Liberalism made two great governments; the greater government to rule the nation and the lesser government to rule the states; and Liberalism made the governments also.
17 And Liberalism set them in the Constitution of the people to give guidance upon the nation.
18 And to rule over the nation and over the states, and to divide the national powers from the state powers; and Liberalism saw that it was good.
19 And the idea and the implementation were the fourth national principle.
20 And Liberalism said, "Let a Bill of Rights bring forth abundantly and evolving principles that have life and features and that may soar above the partisanship in the open debates of the society".
21 And Liberalism created a great Bill of Rights, and every evolving feature that protects, which the Constitution brings forth abundantly, and after their kind, and every immunity after its kind; and Liberalism saw that it was good.
22 And Liberalism blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and unconstrained and fulfill the peoples of the country and let freedoms multiply in the nation."
23 And the idea and the implementation were the fifth national principle.
24 And Liberalism said, "Let the nation bring forth the living freedoms after their kind, of the press, of religion, and of speech, of assembly and to petition the government," and it was so.
25 And Liberalism made the freedoms of the nation after their kind, and pursuits of happiness after their kind, and every desirable thing that be in the nation after its kind; and Liberalism saw that it was good.
26 And Liberalism said, "Let us teach man in our image, after our likeness and let them have domination over the ignorant, and over the easily duped and over the foolish, and over all the nation, and over all conservative creeping things that creepeth upon the nation."
27 So Liberalism created thoughtfulness in its own image, and in the image of Liberalism created it; reason and logic created it them.
28 And Liberalism blessed them, and Liberalism said unto them, "Be expansive and truthful, and refresh the nation, and subdue it. And have domination over the unlearned and over the intolerant of the right, and over every thinking thing that moveth upon the nation."
29 And Liberalism said, "Behold I have given you every freedom bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the nation, and every liberty, in which is the fruit of the liberty yielding seed; to you shall it be for nourishment.
30 And to every living being of the nation, and to every resident in the states, and to everything that dwelleth within the nation, where there is life, I have given every fresh idea for sustenance"; and it is so.
31 And Liberalism saw every thing that it had made, and, behold it was very good. And the idea and the implementation were the sixth national principle.
Thus the Constitution and the Bill of Rights were finished, and all the host of them.
And at the end of its task, Liberalism finished its work which it had made; and it rested on the seventh national principle of a more perfect union from all its work which it had made.
And Liberalism blessed the seventh national principle, and sanctified it; because that on it it had rested from all the work which Liberalism created and made.
Amen.
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Epilogue: Resting was a bad idea because while liberals are dozing all the creepy things in the form of a Republican Party and right-wing conservative "Christians" have taken control of the nation and threaten to undo all that our progressive Founding Fathers created.
