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The Dangers of Rand Paul's Aqua Booty Cult.

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Even the Aqua Buddha body is 61.8% water. Fat tissue, however, does not have as much water as lean tissue. What is the Buddha and Rand Paul really trying to say?

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AquaBuddha by Allan Wayne

A picture can tell a thousand words. However, the Buddha is about meditation, not words. Obviously, the Buddha prefers un-chlorinated water. Religion can be rash, but should not cause rashes. That, I believe, is what Rand Paul has in mind. The Buddha can be a strong bond, but not the tying-up-women kind of bondage. I do not believe the Buddha even believes in tying the knot. That is an earthly appetite that he tries not to meditate on.

The woman that may have accused Rand Paul is not Ayn Rand, although she did write the Fountainhead, which is mostly a place to drink, not bathe.

Why is this cult particularly dangerous?--It goes beyond brain-washing. Foot washing is also involved, an encroachment upon Christianity, the predominate religion on earth, but leaves three-forth's of the planet (under water) susceptible to soggy conversions of incalculable Aqua Booty members.

I have never had a vision of Aqua Buddha. I have been in a few saunas, and have seen a few dripping businessmen with unsightly paunches. But what if I did? Michael Phelps has the abs, but is no Aqua Buddha. AB is about floating, not swimming to win. Ayn Rand will never go for it. Manatees might.

 

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Now I get it by Kevin Tully on Wednesday, Oct 20, 2010 at 4:37:57 PM
Took a bath on that one, by Allan Wayne on Wednesday, Oct 20, 2010 at 5:37:15 PM