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Sing along! Anything You can do I can do better -- I can do anything better than you . . .
How about a Bachmann-Perry GOP ticket? Or
Perry-Bachmann? They both support universal Botox and Hair Care and are
Hot Hot hot for Jesus (and fried phallic symbols), what else could the
Teabaggers want? Forget the rest of the GOP debates, I think they should
choose their candidates based on State Fair-style eating contests.
Pie eating is up next. Top two make the ticket. Makes as much sense as any of the other criteria.
Speaking of tickets, did you hear the one about the GOP Congressmen who are charging their constituents for the privilege of seeing them in person? Rep. Paul Ryan (R/Cretin) is one notable lawmaker who will not hold any "free" Town Hall-style meetings during this recess.
According to Raw Story, "In what appears to be an effort to avoid the free-for-all town halls that have plagued recent contentious congressional recesses, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) and other Republican members of Congress have chosen to charge admission to their home-district appearances. Ryan has no free public town hall appearances scheduled during the recess."
Remember when our representatives actually, y'know, represented us? I guess this is part of that "new America" they all want to see restored. Sounds more like "old, segregated America run by white elitists" to me.
Meanwhile, Ron Paul, the runner-up in the Iowa straw poll Bachmann bought, announced today he is rolling out an expensive new Hollywood-style ad campaign to increase awareness and visibility of his candidacy. The Teabaggers responded with a resounding: "who?"
