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I Love Vaginas by Allan Wayne
American Flag in background.
Mid rib bulge prerequisite for Aqua Buddha.
The Universe is round, except for a corner, or two.
Disciples might kill for an Aqua Buddha like her;
Not people, just time.
When Buddhists get mad,
They sit on your lawn for seven years,
Under a tree.
How can you do that underwater?
Who is Aqua Buddha?
Why won't he talk?
What does he want?

I am the Walrus by Allan Wayne
Is G.G. Allin the Aqua Buddha?
Let us hope the hell not.
I had a vision--It was a belly full:
Aqua Buddha said "drink six glasses of water a day, but don't sit in my pool."
It's not a tea potty.
What happens underwater stays underwater.
Rand Paul is too narrow to be the Walrus.
Not round enough to be the Eggman.
Koo koo ka choo.




