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We can all strive to be Aqua Buddha, immersed in a fluid universe, and vestigial fins will arise.

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I Love Vaginas by Allan Wayne

American Flag in background.

Mid rib bulge prerequisite for Aqua Buddha.

The Universe is round, except for a corner, or two.

Disciples might kill for an Aqua Buddha like her;

Not people, just time.

When Buddhists get mad,

They sit on your lawn for seven years,

Under a tree.

How can you do that underwater?

Who is Aqua Buddha?

Why won't he talk?

What does he want?


I am the Walrus by Allan Wayne

Is G.G. Allin the Aqua Buddha?

Let us hope the hell not.

I had a vision--It was a belly full:

Aqua Buddha said "drink six glasses of water a day, but don't sit in my pool."

It's not a tea potty.

What happens underwater stays underwater.

Rand Paul is too narrow to be the Walrus.

Not round enough to be the Eggman.

Koo koo ka choo.

 

Conceived on west coast,born on east coast,returned to northwest spawning grounds. Never far from water. Degree in biology, minor: socio/psychology. Nature-oriented. Building trades,marine carpentry, Army social worker,now tavern owner. Interests: (more...)
 

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