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The Art Of Political, Internet "Slammation!"
I AM the expert on this subject. My brother and I have been communicating as such for 40 years. His latest written thoughts were, "We should execute or expel all 'librls." But we are best friends. When we get together, we DO NOT discuss politics. My bro cannot accept anyone who disagrees with him. Fact is, about 24% of our society is neurotic (NIMH) and thus, the same would hold with the voting population. Anyone who has studied alcoholism recognizes what is going on in The U. S. .
Under Bush, a large, large percentage of the U. S. population needed a strong-handed, ... "get-even" figure and 80% of our country felt relieved with Bush-speak. The Republicans instantly became enablers of anything Bush. His ignorant language was considered to represent a "Mosesiatic" figure. (Moses had a speech impediment.) If you didn't receive that spam back in 2003, I am surprised. My 90 year old WWII warrior and I weren't persuaded on going into either countries, with only 3 to 6 months head time. Our troops were supposed to be ready to charge into countries where they had no experience with their society, culture, and beliefs? Both countries' whole cultures are based on a totally different religion!
"I am going to hold Bush personally responsible for every life we lose over there!" Andy said. It was odd that we just happened to be over at their house at that time. My stomach was sick. The U.S. has absolutely 0% success with religious and non-religious cults. - California's Star Cult, David Koresh, Jim Jones ... . Russia is dealing with a difficult cult, as we read this. Though Islam isn't considered a cult, a small percentage could be described as cult-like, eg. the lady that was raped, who is now judged to deserve 200 lashings. How could we even consider that our presence could deal with the religious hegemonies, such that, they would accept a Democracy?
With Bush, we are down to the precentage of the voting and cyberspace Bush-lovers who are now 100% enablers. Anything Bush does is okay, even if he rips pieces out of the Constitution. It is hard to believe that 24% of our voting population would support anyone who said, "The Constitution is just a G. D. piece of paper." Before Bush was elected, a friend of mine said, "I don't think we need a president who thinks he is a cowboy, "..Texas Ranger, hanging out in The White House." In his own state as governor, Bush was jubilant at having the opportunity to put a prisoner to death. That alone verifies his sickness.
The Internet is a good way to slam it out with friends, if we agree ahead of time, that, no matter what "political stuff is slammed on the Net," when we get together, there is no politics. None, and that is how my brother and I handle it. But, ... the fact is, my brother, like all of the 24% of Bush lovers, is enabling him. Living with an active alcoholic, forces the rest of the family into neurotic behavioristic rolls, which are definable, to get through that life-style. 30% of the Republicans left are enabling their dungeon-masters.
Who would ever have believed that The Republican Party would be the party that supported the dismembering of our Constitution? But, me? I am not surprised. I recognized the sickness in both Bush and Cheney, when they ran and hid, instead of standing up for our country during 9/11. If my house is on fire, I don't run and hide in someone else's safe room. And Cheney did it for a month!
It is sad, when we lose friends over politics. In our home, we freely discussed politics, and one time my dad actually hit me on the arm during a discussion. I have thousands of emails on these two computers, only, from my younger brother, over politics. I have 22 waiting right now that I have not opened. That doesn't count the half dozen other computer hard drives filled with our flames. Physically, I cannot keep up with his emails on a 1-1 basis, anymore. My arthritis will no longer allow me. A one out every four, with accumulative addressable subjects, is my best effort now.
People like Ann Coulter, really believe they are smarter than everyone else, but it is nothing more than a coping, neurotic mechanism. It's definable as "delusions of grandeur." How do I tolerate it? Easy. I have long footers that I paste into the bottom of my emails, that prove what and who Bush is. The same thing that Obermann uses at the end of every one of his shows as he throws his papers. I have several. Did you know that the Baghdad Museum WAS NOT looted!?? The University of Chicago says differently. So, with no further ado, here is a list on how to slam those who think progressives are sub-human.
1) DON'T email a political email to anyone who can't handle it. Unfortunately, most Republicans know little about computers or computer etiquette. Republicans spam every message that is pro-Bush, by hitting the "send to all" in their address book. I don't mind it, because, sad for them, I'll email them back and point out their waywardness. The latest one sent out was one about "Jay Leno" telling everyone they should support their president. ROTFLMHO,...Big Time! Only an insane person would believe that as true, but Republicans fall for all fake emails. For some reason, Republicans do not know how to use bcc!
2) Lay down rules of engagement. Again, keep it on your desktop, not on your plate or in the house. My brother and I became experts on email and computer word processing by our slams. This was back in the TRS-80 and the Mac 128 days, before the Internet.
3) Never lose your temper. You lose your temper, you have lost that email and the next two as well. My brother has decided to start emailing me liberal hate-filled poems. I handle it, by assigning his efforts, GRADES! He'll get a D or below, only, if his poem is ignorantly political.
4) Don't send their emails to others in the family or friends. Bless their heart, some people just cannot handle political slams.
5) Set up Internet trolls that search for, "Bush+grammar problems," "Iraq+casualties," etc., so you will be on top of every issue.
6) Use the following heavily! LOL, ROTFLMHO_AY (AT YOU), BMG (BUSTING MY GUT.) The biggest score I have made, which should be included in Internet history of slamming is my important quotation man in line with Socrates. A flip of my name to Elad and ending it with a Greek sound. ELADICIOUS! I am still ROTFLMHO over that one, because for over a year, my bro couldn't figure out who this was, and it was driving him honestly crazy. "Out of pity, never drive others insane." (Eladicious 1/01/1421)
So have fun flaming your right wing friends, if and only if they can handle it. By the way, my uncle simply cannot hack my desk top. My rule is, "If it lands on my desk top, it is mine, and I take no hostages!" I am still surprised that the FBI or CIA hasn't been knocking on my door. My wish is that one of Ann Coulter's emails land on my desktop. Harrumph!
Example of a good solid FLAME!
You are possibly the stupidest man in the world with 3 Masters Degrees. You know nothing about God made disasters, much less human ones. Why this is a scab for you and you fight so strongly against the fact that the museum was - WAS looted, is because it makes your dungeon-master look bad. Bush cares nothing about the arts and therefore allowed thousands of items from the Baghdad Museum to be looted. We are talking about 10s of thousands.
During the Murrah Bombing, it was estimated that 400 to 500 people were dead in the rubble. The same quack doctor from Anadarko went up there and wrote a story saying that over 400 dead would be found in the rubble. Only 186 or so finally were determined dead, with one leg, never accounted for.
The same is true with the Twin Towers. First estimates are always long or on the upside. Bush, Wolfman, BS, and Rumble Butt forgot to order the guarding of the Museum, because it has nothing to do with the oil. This is the same man who forced small schools all across the US, to get rid of their music, art and PE programs. HE DID IT. His threats today, were hollow, compared to what damage he has done in the US and in Iraq.
I don't need your back emails to prove you wrong. All I need is the Internet. Can you say THE MESOPOTAMIAN MUSEUM was looted. If you can't, you give ME the proof, bimbo brain and I'll prove you deader than dead wrong.
BRA PHHHH ROTFLMHO_AT DUMB C. And you better have your gun and holsters on for this one, baby brother.
"He who underestimates the power of the Internet is doomed to be crushed by it!" (Eladicious 12/30/2007)
"Playing the harp, gives you the bends." (c) 7/07/07 dale.okharpman@gmail.com
http://www.dalehill.us, Ms. Ed. - writer: opednews.com AfterDowningStreet.org
