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After careless consideration I have decided to share my list of items I consider essential to stockpile. Given the things I have been reading about the upcoming end of the world and my political beliefs in sharing, I share with you the following:
RE: shlockpiling- After careful consideration I have narrowed it down to these items; One blow up doll with oars, two armalite m-16's with three banana clips and 10,000 rounds of ammo, all three volumes of Das Capital, The prophet Armed and unarmed, Welcome to the Monkey House and Breakfast of Champions by Vonnegut, Catch 22 by Heller ,The Red Book, Mao's version, a copy of Victory through Vegetables and Stalking the Wild Asparagus,15,000 feet of extension chord, enough rope to hang myself and the Kevorkian starter kit, 100,000 aspirins, 1000 doses of quinine, 1000 doses of erythromicin, 10,000 Quaaludes, my dog Bailey, a five hundred pound milk bone, 400 barrels of oil, the best of Bush speeches, 2 aqualungs, my autographed picture of Zazu Pitts, my a.a.r.p. card, two bipolar bears, a flashlight, clean underwear, one asbestos suit, two lawyers, one cosmic, one regular, a glass of water, a salami from Katz's, the Geneva Convention, the Chicago Convention' an anchor, my autographed Willie Mays ball, a crate of Polident and something I can sink my teeth into.
