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Who me? by unknown
I'll sext you my schlong
But I'll call you next week
My cellphone is ringing
It's probably some geek.
Casey Anthony
Nancy Grace;
Will probably end up
In the same stinkin' place.
The blue finned tuna
Is almost extinct
What do I care
Buy me a drink.
My life makes no sense
I'm a current event
The earth's breathing fire
The money's all spent.
The Democrats are Republicans
The Tea Party's crazy
The Communists tried
It's all getting hazy
The world has become
A reality show,
Mindless dribble
But what do I know.
My colon makes droppings
My kidneys are leaking
We're just dumb machines
The whole world is freaking.
