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They want to sell the National Parks? Why not turn the whole thing into a theme park?


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Some libertarians have drooled for ages at the idea of selling off our National Parks. Just the other day, Ron Paul mentioned selling the Grand Canyon.

Hey, I have an even better idea -- let's turn the whole damned place into an amusement park. We can be theme park characters in our own country, kind of like a large-scale Williamsburg. We can smile and say hi to the visitors.

California can be Frontierland

Texas can be Adventureland

The original Thirteen Colonies can be Revolutionland!

We'll have a theme for every one. Then we can sell visits to our theme park at tons of money per visitor -- none of which we will receive, of course. We're just peons, you know. A bit like many of my ancestors were back in the UK. We'll have come full circle.
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