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Religious holidays are a scam designed to ambush our vacations and free time.It appears easier to sing about goodness than be good, so we fill our celebrations with song.
Since we are exemplary fools far more often than we are good Christians, it only seems right that we celebrate ourselves on April 1 instead of Jesus on December 25.
Polygyny and marijuana are perfectly natural, but only monogamy and Prozac are legal.
It’s common to want something from nothing, but it may be commoner to want nothing from something.
Resisting something is the first step toward embracing it.
Idols are never rejected outright. They are ultimately replaced.
Even the stoniest idol is given life only by alluring words, so only words can kill it. But deadly words merely give life to a new idol.
If only the ignorant weren’t such activists.
Knowing you know nothing may be a worthy step toward all forms of knowledge, but otherwise it is a tired platitude that does not compete with self-knowing.
Titles are smokescreens, obscuring incompetence, ignorance, or both.
Monotheists believe God made humanity in their image.
Ignorance is not bliss; it’s a blister momentarily pleasurable to scratch.
Fundamentalist monotheists are the most dangerous juveniles on planet earth.
I’d rather just sleep on someone than sleep on it.
Physical starvation is less acute than the hunger for an identity.
Hearsay may say you’re one thing, but you’re hollow if only what hearsay says.
If you haven’t rejected a lofty title, you haven’t earned it.
Nothing is the hardest thing to do.
