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Romney Outpolls Obama in Bath Tub.

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Romney seeking pro-duck vote, claims Obama is anti-duck.

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Obama Rub-a-Dub by Allan Wayne


"Looky what I got," said Obama.

"People prefer ducks ," said Romney. " Obama is out of touch."

"These type of attacks," said Obama, "are un-pro-DUCK-tive and daffy."

"Quack, quack!" said Romney. "My running mate's name is Donald."

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