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Romney Outpolls Obama in Bath Tub.

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Romney seeking pro-duck vote, claims Obama is anti-duck.

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Obama Rub-a-Dub by Allan Wayne


"Looky what I got," said Obama.

"People prefer ducks ," said Romney. " Obama is out of touch."

"These type of attacks," said Obama, "are un-pro-DUCK-tive and daffy."

"Quack, quack!" said Romney. "My running mate's name is Donald."



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Conceived on west coast,born on east coast,returned to northwest spawning grounds. Never far from water. Degree in biology, minor: socio/psychology. Nature-oriented. Building trades,marine carpentry, Army Veteran, ex-social worker, ex-tavern (more...)
 

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When you need him?... by Allan Wayne on Friday, Jun 22, 2012 at 12:45:38 PM
missing "t"?... by Gentry L Rowsey on Saturday, Jun 23, 2012 at 12:37:28 AM
in Mitt's first name. ... by Allan Wayne on Saturday, Jun 23, 2012 at 12:33:36 PM
but say I get to be Costello before you slap the b... by Gentry L Rowsey on Saturday, Jun 23, 2012 at 2:07:24 PM
... by Allan Wayne on Saturday, Jun 23, 2012 at 3:32:29 PM