Republican Debate. Showdown at No-K Corral

Except for the math, not a lot of warm fuzzy going on. Romney tops the field with the best Hair Blow Job in the world.  Worthy of a matador!  El Magnifico! Provides his own bull.

Rick Perry is proud to fry an Oakie. That is, if Sooners cross the Border and kick the Longhorns' bony barbeque arses, which they regularly do. The 2001 game was particularly galling. Predator Drones might teach them a lesson. Although with all the Texas wildfires, the thermal imaging could end up targeting Rick Santorum's hot flashes. "But," he added, "Scientologists are wrong about Global Warming."

"Everglades are not forever," said Bachman. "Ali McGraw proved that In Love Story. And gay crocidiles do not lay eggs. They poach them.

And yes, she admits being an auditor, but so was Tom Cruise. Men suck and gay men suck worse. Who's got the big hair, now, Ryan?

Ron Paul looks pissed at the gaggle of idiots. If he could keep his hands out of his pockets, he could look taller. Barbed wire and machine guns work, but not in American; maybe on German TV. Give me a break, Sourcraut on the Range? They chained Old Yeller to a tree; what's wrong with that? One side of the fence, you're in; the other side, you're out, shame on you.

Rick Santorum's Pinky Lee tie makes an Italian Sistine statement. He will not admit that he is the love child of Ron Paul and Ann Colter. Until you tickle his tummy. The overbite gives him away. Roll them eyes!

Herb Cain: reduce government...except my position...cuz they ain't capable of jack s*** anyway. I ain't selling God-Mother fracking cheese, here. 

Newt's tail broke off. He grew a new one.

Huntsman said we lost our confidence. The YELLOW tie helps. 

Romney. Not much talk about letting the socialized medicine dogs out. De-worming is a local problem. Reagan's name started with an R. In fact, both of his names did, and his middle name would have, too, if he had stayed in Radio. Maybe it was the lead coated microphone. And I'm not going to talk about the corporal crush Rom-Rom has with heartless bastard...cyberborg CEOs...like Halliburton, aka Dick Cheny...or what's its clinically dead, EKG, Stepford CEO name? Now, I'm getting choked up. I think I'll shed a tear for all the Corporations buried at Arlington National Cemetary. You know, by our pedunk boys under all the white crosses?