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1. Former President Clinton had delivered to the North Korean dictator a gift- a box of multiusage, custom- made cigars. His wife commented, 'At last Bill used the cigars to secure the relationship.'
2. The successfully released young Korean ladies- journalists are offered book deals, movie deals, their own TV show and are invited to Oprah. They also will play in the new Austin Powers movie ' Groovy Nuclear'.
3. Our President Obama is portrayed as a Jocker on the right- wing sites. On the left- wing sites he is portrayed as Heath Ledger.
4. Sales of the new homes had increased in the North East. That's what the media says. It is not clear who buys because nobody lends
money.
5. There is a new trend in the warfare-outsourcing the dead. The US govt is negotiating with Haiti on outsourcing the dead bodies of the Afghan civilians to work as zombies for Baron Sabbath.
6. Swine flu
Apparently there will not be enough vaccine for everyone. That means that some people will survive the vaccination.
7. Jihadic Islam
A group of SC Carolina teenagers were arrested for terrorism. They openly published their desire to do the 'Jihadic Islam' in the US. When confronted by their parents they admitted that they meant ' group sex' but wanted to hide their intentions. They face jail for life.
8. Beer party.
During the White House Beer party President Obama was asked for his ID by officer Crowley and could not produce any. He did not have his birth certificate either.
9. The Red Button
In Russia they publish a mockery on the Hillary Clinton's red button. There it is called an 'emergency call for sexual services.'
10. Healthcare
Turned out that most of our lawmakers cannot understand where is health and where is care and who cares.
