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No one will take from us the distance we traversed. It was my dad's favourite saying and I follow his advice. We go on.

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News from the weird:

1. After Obama's speech in Cairo, according to the Russian- speaking Jewish newspaper ' Forum' he is now called in Israel Hussein Obama only. Barack is not used.

2. In Russia the newspapers came out with the statements, "Ne boites Obamanutsa', playing on the semantics of the name Obama and the word Obman which means ' deceit' in Russian. The statement means, ' Do not be afraid to be Obama-deceived.'

3. Apparently there will be more Harry Potter movies The perspective names:

- Harry Potter and the Middle East

- Harry Potter and Daniel Redcliff

- Harry Potter and Dick Cheney

- Harry Potter and Joseph Stalin

- Harry Potter and Margaret Thatcher

- Harry Potter and Bruno

4. As we will never find out anything about why Bernie Maddoff succeeded and why GM went bankrupt, etc. we have to follow the Persian saying, ' Do not seek sense where the plot is evident.'

5. During the confirmation hearings of the Judge Sotomayor the issue of the qualification was risen many times. IT WAS NEVER risen during the hearings of the judges Roberts and Alito although both were not qualified at all.

6. Eduard Limonov, the Russian writer once said about Michael Jackson that 'that was the figure who not only lost its gender but also its race'

7. Dubya recently said that he was a 'free-market man'. It was inadvertenly translated as a 'flea- market man'.

8. There is a growing debate on how we will pay for the healthcare. Only NO ONE in this debate mentions stopping our wars.

9. The most popular profession now is a TV whore. It includes such promminent people as Pat Buchanan, Larry King, Mika Brzhesinski and many others. Whoring is truly bi-partisan as it always was.

10.Senator Lieberman from CT had just disclosed that he is a close relative of Avigdor Lieberman, the Foreign Minister of Israel. He will sponsor Avigdor's immigration to the US.

 

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