Perfect Health--The Republican Nightmare. Dr. Nudd's Miracle Mudd Cure.

I received a cryptic message today, handwritten, no return address, warning me of "bank tellers and secretary kinds of loan employees and general office assistants that should be sociometrically graded to stabilize them during customer service contact." I knew it was Dr. Nudd, whom I had filmed several years ago in Newport, Oregon, demonstrating his disease-pulverizing mudpack, and pan-applied poultice for perfect health. Dr. Nudd, of course, is pretty much accepted as THE web guru genius for mind-altering analgesically-applied health, general welfare, and constitutional happiness, as defined in the Preamble.

Knowing that his mudpack discovery, million-year-old deposits from the petrified prehistoric loins, and lake-buried largess, of possibly Hippocrates himself, could single-handedly destroy the need (and thus physical rip-off reality) for Health Insurance Companies and other Pharmaceutical flimflam concoctions, Dr. Nudd is keeping a low profile.

Nevertheless, his prophetic philosophical demonstration lives online as a prophylactic cure-all, for whatever ails you, on the path for perfection. Feel the Mudd!

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