::::::::
As we count down the final hours of 2007, there's a lot to reflect on, a lot
has happened this year around the world, but the perennial problems
rage on. They keep making people, people keep causing pollution,
and those polar bears keep running away from Albore when he tries
to help em put on a life vest. Mars might or might not get smacked by
an asteroid, hopefully it won't end up being God playing eight ball
and looking for a 2-ball combo, Bush might or might not get impeached,
and Congress might or might not do anything about the runaway budget,
and people might or might not start thinking for themselves. Hey,
anything could happen, Mexico could start dealing with its' own problems,
and the real estate market might magically recover, too. Santa might
come down from the North Pole and give everybody Wal-Mart gift cards
to help with that after-christmas shopping, and Dick Cheney might let go of
those gosh darn oil wells. Meanwhile, the ratchet strap on the global
Con Me draws a little tighter, and prescription costs go up. People are
learning how to live without electricity, not because it's eco-groovy, but
because it's EXPENSIVE. 'The Homeless' are in the news, as is The Police
Department. Coincidence? Possibly, and possibly NOT. Meanwhile, rich
people are having to walk ALL the way to the refrigerator for themselves,
and break their own ice cubes out of the tray, all because of the lack of a
pesky work visa for the hired help. The horror, the horror.
At least they get to use the new lead-based polar bear-themed ice
cube trays...
Happy new year!(in advance, other conditions and restrictions may apply, (talk really fast for this part)offernotavailableinalltimezonesorlanguagesvoidwhereprohibitedorreligiously
incorrectoffernotavailableinCA,OR,WY,ID,ME,NYorFloridaseestorefordetailsoffer
endsJanuary1st2008.
