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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to "RECOVER" from a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband planned to leave Minneapolis TODAY (TUESDAY) and fly to Florida, and his wife had planned to fly down tomorrow (WEDNESDAY, May 16th). The husband checked into the hotel EARLIER THIS EVENING, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the e-mail to the wrong address. Meanwhile...in Lynchburg, Virginia... Macel Falwell, the widow of JERRY has certainly not recovered from the shock of JERRY'S demise, who JUST YESTERDAY was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail today, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son, Jerry Jr., rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Date: Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 Subject: I have Arrived! Dearest Love: I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! FIRES EVERYWHERE ... I MEAN EVERYWHERE!!! |
