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I got the funniest, if not the most important email of my life yesterday, informing me that I’m a presidential candidate.
Wow! How good does that get? And I haven’t done a thing or raised one deflated penny.
Once informed of my party-of-one candidacy, I immediately went into platform-forming mode.
When elected, my fellow Americans, BushCo will have nowhere to hide, because I will name Rep. Dennis Kucinich to house arrest and ankle bracelet them while they are being investigated and prosecuted to the full extent of the law…and I will issue a Sandy Proclamation abolishing the Electoral College.
That’s just for starters.
California dreamin’? You bet!. But it will sure make Dr. Ben Marble and the entire impeach constituency happy.
