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The recent observations in remembrance of 9/11 have given me a few new ways of looking at things. I have been hearing over and over, about how the Islamic "Armies" of Iran and other maniacal Islamic fundamentalists are as dangerous as Hitler and Imperialist Japan. I have read again and again about how we are eventually going to end up fighting these "armies" in our own streets. I must have missed the time, and you must excuse me for I have a very busy life, when they built these navies to bring all of these "armies" over here to fight us. Did they use any of our defense contractors to build these troop ships? If they didn't get to bid on building these ships, then they got a bone to pick with these Arabs.I was also thinking, that if we pull out of Iraq, and these "armies" come at us, we should make sure that we put all our submarines in the water, and load then up with cruise missiles, this way all of their "armies" won't be able to land. Another good idea is to bomb them when they board the ships to invade us. It would be much easier to hit them at the port, than to hit them in the open water where they could all spread out. I believe that we still have a large enough navy that could try to stop all of these troop ships before they land on US soil. One other thing before I forget, I think that we still have some bombers left in bases right here in the US. We could also bomb them when they disembark when they get to North America. We could also ambush them when they take those bombs and munitions we left "lying around" and tie them together to put them on the side of the interstates to make IUD's so they can attack American families going to church.
I must admit, I wonder why people don't believe this President when he speaks so eloquently about the dangers we face. They continue to bring up subjects that are of no consequence when compared to the horrors that these Islamic Jihadists can bring to us. If Darfur has people in it that are starving, I don't see why they just can't rent an old DC 3 (You can get them for a song and a dance nowadays) and put some pilots onboard that look like real airline pilots (with those snazzy airline pilot uniforms) and then put some hijackers with box knives and fly the plane over here and fly it into something. The people on board can always jump out and claim a malfunction. They don't even have to really hit anything, just have an empty plane land outside Jamaica Bay and when the crew and the "hijackers" get picked up, they can say that they were going to ram it into the Empire State Building. That way the Bush Administration would declare war on Darfur, send a few hundred thousand troops into the country, and feed everyone and rebuild their infrastructure and teach them democracy. It worked for the firemen in Baghdad. They are opening brand new fire stations there in that city, while they are closing American Fire Houses. In fact, old Bush spent over three hundred BILLION dollars for that war over there. Really! What a great idea, right?
I remember when we were worried about the USSR. We should have been worried about the Arabs all along. The Russians had a lot of bombers sure, they still do. They had a lot of nukes too, in fact they still do. The Chinese are still Communists, but we shouldn't worry about them. They still have a lot of nukes too. India and Pakistan have some too. So does France, and England and Israel and probably Germany too (if I know them Germans). Still, we should really just worry about them Arabs. They tried to kill Bush's Daddy! They also got a lot of our oil, and we can't let them get away with that. Like I said those Arabs are really dangerous. Just because we were looking the wrong way when they flew them jetliners into those buildings doesn't mean they can't do it again! No Sir buddy! They are like magicians; they can do it any time they like. In fact, they are so smart, look how far they have come! Look at their cities! Look at their technology! Look at the advancements they have made in the last few centuries! How can we possibly stand up to these desert foxes? Just look at the way the Iraqi Army performed when we invaded them (both times). I mean these guys are military geniuses. The Iranian Army is probably state of the art! You know that The President has ways of finding out. He doesn't just guess about things! He was a pilot in the Air Force himself, so he knows about these things. If he says that they are as big of a threat as Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan once were, you can take that to the bank!They are worthy opponents! They weren't just lucky. They're just so damn advanced! That's why they are such a threat!
Well, these are just a few thoughts that I thought I would pass on to my buddy Dubya. I'm sure that he is at his wit's end trying to talk sense to these cut n' runners that keep trying to trip him up. I'll write again when I come up with another brainstorm. I think the next article might be about how we can go to war with every nation that even thinks about getting a nuke. That one will probably take a little thought.
