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Diary 12/13/2007 at 1:09 PM EST

My Election Results Dream...

By J.R. Thompson 4 comments

My Dream

Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo, and Alan Keyes drop out of the race before voting begins and Alan throws support to Ron Paul. Ron wins the Republican primary by a hair with 29% over Mike Huckabee's 27% by bringing in new and moderate voters to the Republican side to balance out Huckabee's Ultra Religious Right. The corporate plant candidates all getting barely 5% each.

Hillary Clinton wins the Democratic Primary in a landslide because nobody says socialism like Hillary.

Hillary names Obama as running mate to capitalize on the women/minority voting block.

In a surprise move, Paul names Kucinich as running mate in a rare Cross party ticket not seen since the founders were still running for office. Perfect to mobilize his passionate moderate voters and stay to his constitutional roots. Mike Huckabee is promised an important position in the Cabinet.

With such an unprecedented move, they decide to rename themselves the Unity Party. Democrats and Republicans are renamed by the people to speak about their true goals. Thus the Democrats become the National Socialists, and the Republicans become the Corporate Fascists.

The Fascists decide to Run a Giuliani/Romney ticket despite the loss to everybody else in the primary.

The combined Unity party ticket of Paul/Kucinich defeats the other two with 60% of the vote. Socialists get 30% and Fascists only 10%. America experiences a new birth of freedom.

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