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Another bizarre twist in the PALIN-McCain saga. The losing GOP ticket has been infighting for weeks now, but this morning disgruntled McCain aides have taken it a step further by releasing information that Sarah Palin thought Africa was incontinent.
"She's so stupid"- said McCain flack, Tucker Bounds, " I mean honestly, how does a state even pee? I don't think it's possible!"- Another McCain flack, Nancy Pfotenhauer added: "Yeah it was McCain who was incontinent, not Africa, I think Palin ate paint chips as a child."-
Meanwhile Palin aides have countered these latest accusations by releasing this statement: "Sarah Palin, a real American, is above the fray, these harsh attacks say more about that creepy old man than it does about a righteous maverick like Governor Palin. As sure as dinosaurs and humans walked the earth together, Governor Palin, who has the spirit of God in her, will not engage in any personal attacks against an old man who fathered a black child out of wedlock, his drugged out wife or his campaign advisers, who all drink the blood of puppies and children every night."-
In a separate statement, Governor Palin added: "I can see Africa from my house."-
When asked for his own statement, Senator McCain chased reporters away from one of his many, many, many lawns.
In other news, after only 15 minutes, Joe The Plumber has finally strangled the last of fame's proverbial turds.
