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When one receives ten or twenty ‘failed deliveries’ per day for emails, and one is responsible for sending out perhaps only one or two emails, either or both of a bland domestic nature, one is naturally curious.
One becomes more interested when one discovers that these ten or twenty are returned by one’s ISP to one’s computer as having been sent by one’s goodself from the very same keyboard.
Quite intriguing it is therefore to find that these are allegedly being sent out from numerous of one’s registered domain names, some of which are not even alive or active.
So imagine how fascinating all this becomes when finally one finds that the party responsible for sending out spam and viruses in one’s fair name is none other than . . . our own DoD!
Now why should one’s own Department of Defense, from its residence at 3990 E, Broad Street, Columbus, Ohio, Zip Code 43218, US, send out spam and viruses in one’s innocent, insignificant and totally unworthy name.
One imagines our overworked and honourable President, or perhaps his slave-driven equally honourable Vice-President, dashing the beaded sweat from his or their feverish brows and muttering between other urgent business – “That’s twenty million meat heads for Eyerack, not thousand, goddammit, am I surrounded by illiterates? – Sure, hit the puny subversive sonuvaterrist just on suspicion and bottle his fumes to perfume my dreams – And of course nuke them ayraabs! Nuke-‘em ahll!”
One naturally does not wish to add to their burden of gratifying their overseers, but one really must protest. Why this unworthy person? Is it not unfair when such trivial creatures in the order of the hierarchy of real worth oblige our poor Administrators to turn aside from crucial Matters of State to bark such orders at the languid residents of 3990 E, Broad Street, Columbus, Ohio, Zip Code 43218, US?
Or do you think everybody knows they don’t have anything better to do, and have to be stirred to activity of any kind, such as bombarding citizens with faked accusations or Iran with nukes, just to forefend the onset of their crippling ossification?
Then again, does or does one not enjoy such august exclusivity? Could it even be that each and every one of those subscribing to this noble newsgroup is similarly afflicted by the attentions of those in the DoD?
Could it in fact be that everyone in our fair Nation is now under investigation and is the recipient of such counterfeit failed email deliveries?
If so, then on the grounds of indignation, I say nuke the bastards, every one, and I sure ain’t talking about no Eyeran!
