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Killing "liberals?" Get used to it.

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The poor Tennessee Lump may only be a taste of things to come.

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As usual, there is great temporary great buzz and twitter is about the nut-case in Tennessee who shot people because he "hated liberalism"- Whacko reasoning is not always the best. He could have done it because a demon possessed his neighbor's dog. However, there is something more common and universal in US culture that equates "liberals"- with neighbors' dog-demons, and here it is:

Ninety (90) years of full-tilt-boogie "anti-kommunist"- hysteria got the greatest long-term play in the Americas.. Why? Because the Rich Fatties, had to nip that "communist" stuff wid a quickness. It was too late to use the Divine Right of Kings that worked elsewhere for thousands of years. of years. So quick"- how could the Rich Fatties convince the chopped rabble that obscene riches were part of "God's plan?"-

Divine right was replaced with "Social Darwinism."- and the "Horatio Alger myth. You too, Lumplump, can become John Jacob Astor if you just keep your nose to the grindstone and pray real hard at Whitecrypt Megachurch™ of the Flying Flag®! So when Lumplump ends up with a ground-off nose and Whitecrypt Collections Inc. repos his house, WHO is he going to blame?

Lumplump is going to blame YOU- you long-haired dope-smoking hippie godless commie beatnik flag-burning peacenik queer terrorist baby-killing LIBERAL. You may not be as easy to identify as yer coloreds and such, but he knows where you hang out. He knows we lost Vietnam because you spit on Rambo, and now he is losing his house because you did not clap hard enough and Tink's light went out. What, you say, that makes no sense? It does not NEED to "make sense."-

We believe what we WANT to believe. Just like this silly-dilly wonker-willie fake "election."- Ouch! We don't like it when our fantasy chain gets jerked"- and poor Lump's chain is about to break. Becky of preemptive karma talked about the bullet-heads dancing with the devil a year ago when she googled "killing liberals."- No use trying that now. You will just get a million hits on the Tennessee story. You can still get images.

Like the Hutus, the man on the radio has been telling him to kill us for a long time now. He would love to, except the boss might fire him for making the company look bad. The lesson from Tennessee is this: an unemployed Lump is a dangerous Lump. Right now, Homeland Security is gearing up to hire plenty of Sturmabteilung for their ultimate fantasy job: killing "liberals"- and getting paid for it. The Fatties have calculated that they only need about 37% of the population to manage the die-off.

If the "liberals"- had brain one, they would be talking about Peak Oil, Climate Change and a Steady-State Economy in terms of giving Lumpy a job solarizing roofs, decentralizing the grid, and rebuilding the railroads. Instead, they're twittering about "Obama"- and the "election"- which makes him feel like his favorite "team"- is going to lose. Lumpy does not like feeling like a "loser,"- which is why the Fatties have cut a boss hog telling him he is the Ubermensch to the ay-rabs, commies and liberals.

The poor Tennessee Lump may only be a taste of things to come.

 

waldopaper is an insignificant teacher, informed reader and professional writer... living in dominionist crackerland... with two women, one young man, three cats and two dogs... alarmed at a failing state controlled by corporate psychopaths armed (more...)
 

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