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An old country doctor was sewing up a wound on a farmer's hand when the conversation turned to politics.
The doctor asked the farmer, "Well, what do you think about the job Bush has done as President?"
The farmer said, "His daddy did alright, I guess, but George W has been purty much a post turtle."
"What's a post turtle?" asked the doctor.
The farmer said, "When yer drivin' down the road and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it? That's a post turtle. Ya know he couldn't have got up there by hisself, he don't belong there, he cain't get nothin' done while he's up there, and ya just wanna help take the poor thang down."
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