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It's Official: No Matter Who Wins There Will Be Rioting

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Los Angeles radio listeners are putting their money where there guns are.

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Local morning radio host Doug McIntyre has been asking optimistic and pessimistic KABC listeners to call in and tell him what they think will happen after the election.

So, now it’s official. No matter who wins the presidency there will be rioting.

The Kool-Ade drinking, red necks who always vote against their own best financial and Constitutional interests will riot if Barack Obama wins, because that horrid socialist will put programs in place that will help them, and he’ll personally come to their houses and take away their guns.

The other half will riot if John McCain wins, just because McCain won.

They’ll also be sure he stole the election. How else could he win except by stealing it?

First, the National Guard can stand down.

No matter who wins there won’t be any rioting. If we didn’t riot when Bush stole the election is 2000, no one will riot now.

Okay, maybe a few ignorants will riot, but more than likely it will be confined to Joe the Bartender’s den of libation and no more than a few chairs and heads will be broken.

The paddy wagon will come and haul them away, and the next morning they’ll be wondering what they were thinking through a Bud Lite-induced fog.

As for liberals and progressives … not a chance in hell they’ll riot.

Everyone knows what a relaxed, laid back crowd they are. You know, those wild and crazy make love, not war people from the ‘60s.

 

Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a (more...)
 

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It'll be interesting to look at suicide rates... by C.Bid on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 12:07:10 PM
Yup by Sandy Sand on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 1:47:39 PM
I think you've............... by larry booth on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 1:06:01 PM
read it again by Sandy Sand on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 1:32:42 PM
Larry, by C.Bid on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 11:02:34 PM
C. Bid.............. by larry booth on Sunday, Oct 26, 2008 at 5:10:20 PM
The implication that... by C.Bid on Sunday, Oct 26, 2008 at 8:07:43 PM
please, by richard on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 8:44:41 PM
Just because you're paranoid, Richard, by C.Bid on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 11:11:07 PM
try to be accurate by richard on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 10:23:20 AM
I'm well versed in all the conspiracy theories... by C.Bid on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 2:24:58 PM
no, by richard on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 4:08:45 PM
Oh, brother by Scott on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 10:24:04 PM
Hmmm by C.Bid on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 11:18:54 PM
You know you live under fascism when... by John Sanchez Jr. on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 9:34:47 AM
Amen! by sometimes blinded on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 11:59:07 AM
Everyone's too apathetic... by Ross Levin on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 1:43:32 PM
Complacency wins the game for the 'bad guys' in the US by Angela Zayak on Saturday, Oct 25, 2008 at 4:36:47 PM
If no one rioted... by Ross Levin on Monday, Oct 27, 2008 at 3:50:21 PM
I'm definitely rioting! by David C Beach on Sunday, Oct 26, 2008 at 5:32:51 AM
Don't just consider it, DO IT! by David C Beach on Sunday, Oct 26, 2008 at 5:50:43 AM
If you're willing to riot over the election of idiots,... by John Sanchez Jr. on Sunday, Oct 26, 2008 at 10:05:36 AM