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Michael Ware, CNN correspondent in Baghdad, was openly shattered when the suggestion was made, Saturday, that after September, we will get a bad report and can finally, start bringing our troops home. Out by March! It would be left to the Iraqi's to subdue the country. Ware screamed, in disbelief, "We started this thing, and we have to see it through. If we left, it would really be a disaster!"
Then, ... if this really is the case, ... I say, force Cheney and Bush to resign, or we are bringing our troops home. It was a stupid move by a moronic President and his money grubbing partner, that started the war under the ruse that Saddam had something to do with 9/11 and the anthrax scare. So, ... hit them where it hurts. Our troops are coming home, unless both Cheney and Bush are forced to humbly apologize and resign. The government then could be turned over to Californian, Nancy Pelosi, and here is where Steve Jobs and The Woz comes in to save lives. Let Silicone Valley handle the war and provide hundreds of new jobs as the ice cream, chocolate topping! eer, ... the iPhone!
My son worked in the Oklahoma City Apple Store last weekend, and they sold iPhones like chocolate kisses.
"Dad, we didn't have to sell them! They just came in and bought them, a large number buying the limit of two." Darrin likes working at the Apple Store, and all of my kids are Apple "groupies." Could Apple really win this war? Sure, and let me explain how.
For all you Windows/Bill Gates fans, Gates never developed a DOS in his life. He let someone else do it, and then he bought it from them for around, $50,000. Then Gates and his friend, Paul Allen, revised the DOS and then licensed it out to every company that was making their kind of computer. A billion dollar business.
I'm not surprised Gates is going to Canada. He's a spoiled rich dude and thinks only of himself and his company. If he wanted to, he could negotiate with our government to allow certain, specific needs workers, to by-pass all the paper work to move to Redmond, Washington. The man is a stingy, creep. At this point, Gates has never released any of his earlier versions of Windows into public domain. Apple has.
For Microsoft, it is illegal to sell a computer to someone in need, without a proper license for their stupid program. You can see, why virtually 96% of my computers are Apples. I can give them away to people who think they can't afford them.
So, we gather our supporters and force Cheney and Bush to resign, or we are bringing our troops home by March. Under no other circumstances will our troops stay in Iraq, and the place will go completely Al Queda, and Bush and Cheney would be first on the rung of the worst 3 presidents. Serves the dudes right.
Now, those of you who are not Apple fans, you are not a member of the Apple Cult, so you don't know the progression of Apple that changed the world of computing as we know it today. In 1984, the computer world changed with one commercial during that year's Super Bowl. No more c> cursor. We are talking about a GUI interface. A mouse. Icons. Clicks. Drags. Drops. Sound familiar? It didn't come from Gates, though he finally gave in and changed his C Prompt to Windows 3.5 or some worthless, early version which was good for one thing, and that was, playing solitaire. But us Apple folks, we know the history. And you are about to learn and apply the knowledge to defeat IED bombs.
See, ... The Woz and Steve built a little black box so they could hack into the telephone lines and make calls, ... FOR FREE! They were both the long-haired, shoeless, Silicon Valley type, and one evening the policeman stopped these two criminals hacking into a phone booth. The cop had no idea what they were doing, talked to them a bit and left.
From there, the young men decided to build a computer, and the Apple computer was built in a garage. With a version of VisaCalc that was made for the Apple, the machine developed wings and flew. But their big market was in public schools. The Apple IIe became the standard for all schools across the nation. Then in 1984, Jobs decided to go a different direction, after visiting some computer labs where they were scrounging around with an interface that was a whole lot different than any others. Yep, the Macintosh was born. So, what has this to do with Iraq, terrorists, and our troops coming home? A whole heck of a lot.
As president, Nancy Pelosi, from California, could contract with Apple to make a black box device that every lead convoy vehicle had. With the device, it could seek out and explode any IED ever dreamed up. We are talking a government contract. Hey, ... we are the United States here, guys and gals, and we were the ones who literally invented the computer. How long would it take Jobs' team to come up with a working "magic, electrical wand" that could detect an IED a thousand yards away. Then, ... when all cars were out of the way, the IED would be detonated, ... or, better yet, disarmed. It can be done.
The iPhone is not far from it, and if Apple can create the iPod and the iPhone, surely they can design an electrical device to save hundreds of our troops ever month. It's time to turn the war over to the guys at Apple to design one more exceptional product in the next four months, and it could be called the iDIED, (I Detonate IEDs.) With that problem solved, the logistics of identifying car bombs could be developed by the Army with the US and the UK police, all working together.
And MIcrosoft, well, just let them build their stupid plant in Canada, because they won't have a dime's worth of input on the iDIED!
