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THANKS A MILLION, DONALD! HOW RICH OF YOU!!So Wesley Autrey was standing with 70 other people waiting for the subway train when a "fellow waiter" fell down and begin having a grand mal seizure. Now, it appears that the seizure was over, or maybe just starting, but at any rate a medical emergency happened in the middle of the tracks.
"Waiting for a downtown train on Tuesday, he saw Cameron Hollopeter, a film student, suffering from some kind of medical episode. After stumbling down the platform, Hollopeter, of Littleton, Massachusetts, fell onto the tracks with a train on its way into the station."
Now, I've read many, many descriptions of what happened so it is a bit murky here. Cameron falls onto the track. Wesley asks for a pen to put in between Cameron's teeth (wrong), to keep him from biting is tongue, ... maybe?
An epileptic seizure can produce the strength of more than, even two or three strong men. But Wesley quickly realizes that the train is getting too close, after having tried to move him unsuccessfully and physically, off between the tracks.
Now, I am no expert on subways, living in Oklahoma. I've ridden on them, but not enough to count. Imagine a question on the SAT about subways! There was an actual question on a nationally normed test, about subways. Duh! Students who live in the center of our nation, have little if any knowledge of a subway. It's like giving a tornado question to New York students.
After the train goes over them, 2 cars?, it takes 20 minutes for the track people to turn off the electricity. So, I assume that had the two touched the live tracks they would have been electrocuted? Am I wrong? Wesley becomes an instant hero, as right he should. But the rest of this is sheer regurgitational junk.
Wesley wins a big service medal, (neat), a year free on the subs (deserved), a free trip to Disney World (How about a computer for the kids and a year of free electricity?!) Do we learn anything at Disney, ... anything(?) and the biggee is, Mr. "The Most Hated Rich Person In The World Award" Trump has Wesley come up to his "pimp-house" offices to give him a check for $10,000! Wow, how big of you MILLIONAIRE, "You're Fired" Trump! Thanks Mr. Trump! Should I get on my knees, and worship you? But wait, is this a bit strange.
$10,000? Hmm. How did he arrive at that number? I suppose, he could have given him $5,000 or $50,000. No! A human life isn't worth that, but it's worth more than $5,000 dollars. So, ... it must be $15,000, ... no, $10,000 fits the deal, after all if you give Autrey too much, he'll just blow it up his nose, like most Hollywood types who get millions for nothing. So, Scrooge decides, correctly, that the amount should be $10,000 and that he should give it to him, while cameras are rolling, ... after all, Donald Trump is now a Hollywood star! "I can't wait 'till I get my hands in the sidewalk in Hollywood, because, ... well, I'm famous!"
Gloating, Trump thinks even more. "What a brilliant idea, copyrighting, the words 'You're fired!'" Does this mean that no one in the world can say, "Your fired!" or, ... more realistically, "... no one on TV can say it in a show." What a dipstick!!!
No, I didn't forget about the film school offers either. Luckily. Wesley was there and not Donald Trump, because Trump's head is so big the train would have taken out the rest of whatever hair he 'combs over." And, ... what about that BUTT? We are talking about taking out 10 pounds of butt, here, had Trump been the hero.
Have you noticed that Donald Trump has no position on The Iraq War? Heaven forbid. If he did, he would have to give out $10,000 for each of our soldiers who have died over there, which would mean 30 million dollars. But wait! What about the 41,000 wounded. If $10,000 is worth saving a life, then $5,000 is worth saving some limbs, so that would mean, ... ah, 205 million dollars? So in all, that would mean I would pay heroes 230 million dollars. Shoot, I can't do that. My hefty pay for saying "You're Fired!" isn't worth that much. And I sure can't use my dad's money which I 'infested in' Manhatten!
Ah, ... so now we know why Trump hasn't taken a position on the war. And besides, even marriage means a "pre-nup." Isn't Mr. Trump such a philanthropic guy? I wonder why he won the "Worst Person Award!" No, ... that's Obermann's award. Wait, maybe, just maybe, Obermann could give that award to Trump for his wonderful gift. Or, ... should we give Donald Trump, this year's "#1 Scrooge Award," right behind George Dubya Bush! Yeh, ... let's do it.
"And, ah, ... this time, some of your 'You're fired!' group will be living in, ... TA DA!, tents!!" I can honestly say, I haven't watched any of your moronish 'reality shows.' So, Don-boy is wanting to use tents, huh? How about letting him live in them for the next year in say, ... Iraq? After all, Mr. Moneybags, we are in a war. Can you smell Trump flatulation here? Let me find Obermann's email address. I have a submission for the "WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!"
