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George Bush Leona Lewis sing Bleeding Love to Jenna Bush

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Jenna Bush

Yesterday evening by a lake in Crawford, Texas, George Bush and Leona Lewis serenaded Jenna Bush with "Bleeding Love" as Jenna and Henry Hager said their "I Do's". In an apparent shot at John McCain for not voting for him in 2000, the ceremony was conducted by Barack Obama supporter, Kirbyjon Caldwell.

The groom, a former aide to Karl Rove and President Bush, is the thirty year old son of the Virginia Republican Chairman. President Bush joked, "And they say that I don't do anything for AIDS. This kid is going to cash in so much money from the dough I've made from the war on terror that he'll need another 1,600 acre ranch just to store it all." Don Henley, the lead singer of the Eagles said, "Where other people might not be able to get away with it -- like our friends the Dixie Chicks, bless their hearts -- we get away with it. I've said some outrageous things about Bush in the press. Everytime I do an interview and they ask me who I would like for President this time, I say, 'Any of the front-runners would be fine with me because frankly a f**king chimpanzee would be an improvement."

John Lennon said that inside of every person there lives an Adolf Hitler and a Jesus Christ. John Lennon also said that he was bigger than Jesus Christ. In an example of the American separation of Church and State, George Bush, who in 2003 publicly declared a Christian Crusade against Islam, built an altar by the lake on the 1600 acre "Prairie Chapel Ranch", and an enormous limestone cross. During the singing of Bleeding Love by the President and Leona Lewis, the statue of the Messiah began weeping blood from its eyes, and the red splatter stained the bride's white Oscar de la Renta gown with the matte beading and embroidery. The first lady remarked, "We're getting our first son."

The Bush family only feels comfortable in homes associated with the number 1600. It's less obvious than the number 666. 1600 looks like one six with two eyes looking at you. The shops in Crawford were selling coffee mugs and mouse pads with the couple's picture on it. This week the President is flying to Israel to bring peace to the Middle East, unaware that he is the cause of War in the Middle East. This week, Senate Majority leader Harry Reid did an impersonation of George Bush in real life telling him last week in a really creepy voice, "We're killing em!" (the terrorists). Apparently the Vice President told the President that the United States was winning the war in Iraq. It's funny how things work out.

In February of 2005, first twin Jenna Bush told ABC News, after ditching Henry Hager, "Henry was not a serious boyfriend." Karl Rove commented at the affair, "Jenna meant that Henry wans't always serious; often he's quite the card." In 2,000, 18 year old Jenna Bush said to her father, "Oh, I just wish that you wouldn't run for President. It's going to change our life." Tell that to the 5 million Iraqi refugees and the 71 million men, women and children living in 1.6 million square kilometer Iran about to be nuked into the dirt by George "I'm Normal" Bush, John "Manchurian" McCain and Hillary "The Obliterator" Clinton.

As hundreds of bleeding nuclear charred child corpses floated by on Bush Lake, Leona Lewis and George Bush sang Bleeding Love to the bride and groom, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivkeNQe8FgU

The President sang, "Everyone around me thinks that I'm going crazy, maybe, maybe, But I don't care what they say I'm in love with you, They try to pull me away, But they don't know the truth, My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing, You cut me open and I, Keep bleeding, Keep, keep bleeding love, I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love, Keep bleeding, Keep, keep bleeding love, You cut me open."

 

Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love - The World Peace Religion makes peace among and unites Christianity Islam Judaism and Everyone else and the Countries they all live in as the first step towards world peace, by tying everyone together with their common threads and resolving all of their differences once and for all.

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