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GO F*CK YOURSELF DR. FIST!

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GO FUCK YOURSELF DR. FIST...you just uttered the biggest political FLIP FLOP OF 2006! YA FUKING DOUCHEBAG!

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In a blatantly illegal move the F.B.I. recently raided the office of the seemingly corrupt Rep. William Jefferson, D-Louisiana. The F.B.I's motive is basically a machismo 'power grab'. By going after someone who seems blatantly guilty an easy conviction is likely. That, in turn, would most likely garner enough public support to give the F.B.I. the ability to continue similar acts in the future.

Shortly afterward in an amazing and somewhat bold move the house speaker, Dennis Hastert-R of Illinois, spoke truth in declaring this a violation of separation of powers of the constitution. Of course the majority of democrats also spoke out against it. But surprisingly enough also speaking out against the move was Republican senate majority leader Bill Frist of Tennessee, who said:

"No House member, no senator, nobody in government should be above the law of the land, period,"

A few days later, Dr. Fist met with Dubya Gump's bitch aka attorney general Alberto Gonzales to 'discuss the issue'. Apparently the GONZO-FIST meeting was quite an experience for both men! So after being reamed a new one by Mr. Gonzo, Dr. Fist comes out on FAUX news with a much looser anal orifice that somehow affected his brain causing him to utter one of the largest political FLIP FLOPS of all time as he basically said something like:

"Oops my bad the F.B.I. violating the constitution is fine by me because my loose anal orifice told me it was fine".

Now perhaps I am an 'extremist' for thinking that maintaining the rule-of-law requires that the ends do not justify the means with respect to violations of constitutional law? Regardless, I do feel it is my duty as an American citizen to say:


GO FUCK YOURSELF DR. FIST! oops I mean Frist (not really)

Furthermore I would like to encourage all Americans who have the opportunity to tell these war mongering lawbreaking big brother neocons what the American citizens want them to do i.e. GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
Thanks,
benmarblemd.com

P.S. I would also like to extend a heartfelt "GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. REID" the gutless weasel aka minority leader, Harry Reid-D, who also refused to criticize the F.B.I. blatantly illegal actions.

 


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My two cents... by cherylee on Thursday, Jun 1, 2006 at 4:38:59 AM