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Nancy Pelosi today more or less told the Republican droogs to kiss her backside. She says she's done talking about her allegations that the CIA lied in 2002 about using waterboarding on terrorism suspects and restated her charge that the representatives from the World's Largest Terror Organization - the CIA - did, in fact, lie to her. Now, several other Democratic members of Congress are saying the same thing.

Dick Cheney's weird daughter had a spooky hug-fest with Sean Hannity on the tee-vee yesterday and made it clear: Her old man is worried he may be charged with war crimes and is doing everything he can to taint the jury pool. That's the reason he has been popping up like a cartoon whack-a-mole all over television, right-wing "think" tanks and neo-Nazi radio talk shows. Won't work, Dick. You're in deep shit and the law is coming to youuuuuuuuuu . . .

Republican candidates for elective office - House, Senate, Governorship, Coroner, Animal Control - are asking Uncle Dick to please stay away from their campaigns. It's hard enough running for office as a Republican (what would your slogan be? "Return with us to the glory days of . . . Bush?") without the millstone of a soon-to-be-indicted Cheney slung 'round your neck.

Uncle Dick lied his rather ample ass off yesterday in his defense of Bush Crime Family terror tactics. McClatchy Newspapers says his li'l speech before the American Enterprise Institute was chock-a-block with omissions, exaggerations and misstatements (lies). Would someone please lock up this miserable thug and introduce him to the soul-freeing magic of a partial-drowning experience? And, hey, it's not torture; just a little water splashed in your face so, relax Dick. Maybe Elizabeth would like to watch?

And, there's more, Truthseekers, much more on tonight's program. Do stop by. The drop into Alice's rabbit hole begins at 9:00 Eastern. See you then.

 

 

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News flash, Malloy by Scott on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 1:35:59 PM