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The Secretary of State chose three candidates to interview for the position of state Elections Director. She asked the first candidate, "How much is 2+3?"The candidate scoffed and said, "Five."
"Thanks for your time," she replied, "We'll call you."
She asked the second candidate, "How much is 2+3?"
The candidate paused and said, "Five."
"Thanks for your time," she replied, "We'll call you."
She asked the third candidate the same question.
He walked over to the door and closed it. Then he pulled down the window blinds and leaned over her desk. "How much do you want it to be?"
