The following are the drone jokes;
1. Recently among the ruins of the Afghan house destroyed by a drone several Oprah club books were found. The US Army explains that it was an Amazon drone killing and delivering at the same time.
2. Droning is now the new definition of masturbation.
4. Dick Cheney is offering to devise drone sanctuaries for hunting drones. The prey drones are to resemble living birds and people.
5. Hollywood is making a new movie " For the love of the Drone' about a love affair between a drone and the Bride of Chucky.
6. The new Viagra commercial features a drone penetration.
7. An elite force The Drone Meals is to be developed in the US Air Force. It will use drones to attack the killer insects.
8. The pledge of allegiance will be modified by the words, "One Nation Under Drone."
9. Washington is opening the first drone shop where you can buy drones as pets.
9. Female drones will soon be offered to kill small targets.
10. Several States in the South had introduced a legislation allowing drones to vote with no photo ID.
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