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The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised
congress not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists
yelled, "Over my dead body," while the Pediatricians said, "Oh grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was crazy, the Radiologists
could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt
the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ass holes in
Washington.
