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Those nuclear tests, Kepler and GalileoAnd Coulomb-B and Smoky
And Shasta and Fizeau
And Turk and Easy
Fell-out onto a spot in the Nevada Test Site that
will host a blast that'll shoot up the radioactivity from them all!
(to the music of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Divine Strake is not nuclear,
But there's something ya oughta know,
If you ever watch it (Divine Strake)
You would even say it glows.
All of the other nuke tests,
Used to poison, kill and maim,
Until Clinton asked Congress
To stop our nuclear games.
So one humid, summer eve,
The Pentagon will say:
'Divine Strake in that soil so bright,
Won't you simulate a nuke tonight?'
All of the radio-isotopes,
Will float along to Tennessee,
Divine Strake is not nuclear.
But it's sure to sicken you and me!
