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On Hardball, Dick told panelist Joan Walsh he was glad she could never be his wife. Like a woman scorned, Joan checked out his red-knuckled ring finger, and considered the other crybaby, Rush Limbaugh, who was glad Senator Craig was still married, although in certain Republican circles, it did not seem to matter, which is why Citibank CEO's fly private jets, to avoid airport bathrooms, and the curse of the daily constitutionals.
Equally red-faced Chris Matthews presented his best gibbon-lipped countenance of righteous conservative indignation, by suppressing a hyena laugh, and immediately springing to Walsh's defense, noting that John Wayne was not married in True Grit because he was too ugly. Dick immediately demanded NBC's tapes and stomped off stage in a bowlegged rage crushing his Stetson Cowboy hat.
Joan afterwards received a proposal from Keith Olberman, and she accepted.
