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Dear George W. Bush
Since it is obvious that the so-called 'leaders' in Congress have no intention of doing their jobs and impeaching you I thought it would be a good idea to appeal to your sense of patriotism--i.e. the single best thing you can do for our country is to RESIGN ASAP.
Why resign? Well in case you haven't realized it every time you speak about the current global economic meltdown the markets tank even worse. So I hear you are going to make a statement again tomorrow about it all and once again the market will tank after you do that. So please feel free to check the facts and timelines and notice how it has tanked every time you open your lips about it, mmmkay? The reason this happens is simple: The rest of the planet looks to the USA as the trendsetter for the global economy and the rest of the planet has ZERO confidence in your leadership.
So if you want to do your part to get the global economy headed in the right direction then you must RESIGN ASAP!
Thanks,
Ben
PS after you resign feel free to come on down to Mississippi and we can have a few beers together to discuss how you should also tell Cheney to go f*ck himself ;)
