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Baby Loony Tunes
Jesus Christ the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam is on his way to save the world. Why would he want to?
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby inside of a Koran.
Yesterday 30 children were playing in a Baghdad playground. They had to pass through one thousand checkpoints to get there. A bomb went off. The babies died.
What is the difference between John McCain and a dead baby?
Meghan McCain.
The United Nations inspectors are visiting the new Iranian nuclear enrichment site under the mountains of Qom today. Iran needed three weeks to install the new playground. How many raioactive dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. What is the difference between a dead baby and a Mars bar? The prophet Muhammad.
Woody Allen said that politicians were one step below child molesters. Why so generous?
What do Iraqi dead babies think of the surge?
Mission Accomplished. The Green Monster.
What did the dead baby say to the virgin?
Mama.
The surge is working said Comical Ali. God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah, Elohim carved 10 commandments in stone 3,200 years ago and handed them to the 3 billion Jews, Christians and Muslims on Earth today, including "Don't Murder". Then according to every bible scholar and every prophet especially Jesus Christ and God of Mount Sinai in the Bibles repeatedly, in the parts they don't teach you so that you continue to buy their candy, the bible writers spent the next two thousand years adding on their own words in the Old Testament, the New Testament and the Koran, and they signed these 3,000 pages, "God."
It is these forgeries that divide us and have us all on our radioactive knees today. As the bible prophets watched the bible writers take God's name in vain the Prophet Ezekiel said, "God says, "They say, Says the Lord, when the Lord has not sent them, and yet they wait for the fulfillment of their word." (Ezekiel 13:6).
What did the dead baby say to John McCain?
Our nuclear reactors are for peaceful purposes only. Surge into Iraq. Surge into Afghanistan. Surge into Iran. We have nothing against Muslims.
In the Old Testament, the Holy Scripture and foundation of Judaism, Christianity and Islam the bible forgers wrote, "God said, If you hear it said that scoundrels from amond you led the people astray and said, "Let us go out and worship other Gods', then put all the inhabitants of his town to the sword, every man, woman and child, utterly destroying it and everyone and everything in it. All of its spoil you shall gather into the public square; then burn the town and everyone and all its spoil with fire as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. But first, put javelins through the heads of the babies, that they not descend into the manholes." (Deuteronomy 13:12-18).
