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So in the best interest of the health of the people....Cheney and me, WE decided.....uh I mean I decided (because I am the decider ya know) that a GREAT DEPRESSION would help ya'll out. It will help ya'll out because if'n we makes it harder for you to buy food then ya won't have nothing to eat so that'll make ya skinnier, ya know?... Ya know there's this scientific fancy smancy calories in-and-out thing that kind of reminds me of that waitress in Reno. She was skinny but then I saw her 10 years later and she looked like a whale....whale anyway if you don't eat that's less calories in so you lose weight, you see? So that is why I decided that a GREAT DEPRESSION would help to cure the obesity epidemic because if you don't have any money to buy food that will make it a lot harder to be fat. So when you're noticing how skinny your friends and families are getting I want you to know whose got your back! Well I appreciate ya'll being here today and thanks for your support. And could you please keep me in your prayers? God Bless America!
Your pal,
Dubya Gump
