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Cracker Glossary
During the remainder of the debate over who should be president, you may hear one or more of the following words. Among a certain class of voters in states like Kentucky and West Virginia, where elections will soon be held, these words don't have their usual meaning. Here's a quick glossary of a few of these unusual terms, as defined in the local patois:
Hard-working: White
Patriotic: White
Overtaxed: White
Reverent: White
Proud: White
Responsible: White
Use this glossary to help interpret campaign literature and assess election returns.
